im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
Just ordinary sheep after eating grass during winter season
i’m still lauhging at this look at these fucking idiots
I think there is a glitch in the matrix
do you ever feel like nobody cares about you so you wish something tragic would happen to you just so you could see how many people would show up to make sure you’re okay?
One month later, Sherlock was born. And the Holmes residence has never been peaceful since.
I love this so much.
read the last two words to find out if ur ugly
go onto a blog and they dont have an “about me”
this looks like christina aguilera in her voice chair.